Your days of opening beers with a key chain are over. If Neanderthals had invented bottled beer, they certainly would have invented this opener shortly thereafter.
Made by hand, this must-have tool features a 9-inch sustainably-sourced Walnut handle, heavy duty cast iron opener and 550 paracord for hanging from your grill or next to your fire pit... exactly where you want it.
Warning: Your friends are going to try to steal this. Keep a line of sight on it at all times.
The Neanderthal Bottle Opener is approximately 12 inches long and weighs less than a pound. Sorry, beer not included.