The Neanderthal Bottle Opener

SKU: 40

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Your days of opening beers with a key chain are over.  If Neanderthals had invented bottled beer, they certainly would have invented this opener shortly thereafter.  

Made by hand, this must-have tool features a 9-inch sustainably-sourced Walnut handle, heavy duty cast iron opener and 550 paracord for hanging from your grill or next to your fire pit... exactly where you want it.

Warning: Your friends are going to try to steal this.  Keep a line of sight on it at all times.

The Neanderthal Bottle Opener is approximately 12 inches long and weighs less than a pound.  Sorry, beer not included.